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lart(1M)							      lart(1M)

NAME
       lart  - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers'
       attitudes

SYNOPSIS
       lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>

DESCRIPTION
       lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky,  clueless  people  who  rely
       upon  their  admins  for	 everything from picking their mice off of the
       floor to turning on their monitors; namely, the luser(8).  Running lart
       with  the  appropriate  arguments will cause the specified luser to run
       away screaming in agony.	 Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you
       a beer, after killing all of their processes.

OPTIONS
       -use tool      Choose  your  weapon.   If this option is not specified,
		      the enviroment variable LART is  used.   If  neither  is
		      set,  a default value will be used, which is set at com‐
		      pile time

       -b	      Used to increase the size of your lart

       -B	      The BOFH option.	Removes a users files  and  kills  all
		      their  processes.	  If  used in conjunction with -p this
		      will also cause syslog  to  make	entries	 proving  that
		      <lusername>  was	the  second  gunman  behind the grassy
		      knoll

       -f	      Only fake luser's attitude readjustment  session.	  Pro‐
		      vided  primarily	for testing purposes.  Mutually exclu‐
		      sive with -B

       -F	      fsck <lusername>
		       as a raw device.	 Note that this option	has  not  been
		      tested, as it is rather difficult to find volunteers

       -g	      Graphic  violence.   Uses	 curses to monitor <lusername>
		      during the beating.

       -k	      Kill.  A rather permanent option, and  as	 such  is  not
		      highly  recommended.   Can  only	be  invoked  once  per
		      <lusername>

       -p	      See -B


SEE ALSO
       sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)

				  01 23 1996			      lart(1M)

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